A BRAND NEW STORE HAS JUST
OPENED IN NEW YORK CITY
THAT SELLS HUSBANDS.
WHEN WOMEN GO TO CHOOSE
A HUSBAND, THEY HAVE TO FOLLOW
THE INSTRUCTIONS AT THE ENTRANCE:
"YOU MAY VISIT THIS STORE ONLY ONCE!
THERE ARE 6 FLOORS AND THE VALUE
OF THE PRODUCTS INCREASE AS YOU
ASCEND THE FLIGHTS. YOU MAY CHOOSE
ANY ITEM FROM A PARTICULAR FLOOR
OR MAY CHOOSE TO GO UP TO THE NEXT FLOOR,
BUT YOU CNNOT GO BACK DOWN
EXCEPT TO EXIT THE BUILDING!"
SO, A WOMAN GOES TO
THE HUSBAND STORE TO FIND A HUSBAND.
THE 1ST - FLOOR SIGN READS:
FLOOR 1 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS.
THE 2ND FLOOR SIGN READS:
FLOOR 2 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS AND LOVE KIDS.
THE 3RD FLOOR SIGN READS:
FLOOR 3 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS,
LOVE KIDS AND ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING.
"WOW," SHE THINKS, BUT FEELS COMPELLED
TO KEEP GOING. SHE GOES TO THE 4TH FLOOR AND
THE SIGN READS:
FLOOR 4 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS,
LOVE KIDS, ARE DROP- DEAD
GOOD LOOKING AND HELP WITH HOUSEWORK.
"OH, MERCY ME!" SHE EXCLAIMS,
"I CAN HARDLY STAND IT!"
STILL, SHE GOES TO THE 5TH FLOOR
AND THE SIGN READS:
FLOOR 5 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS,
LOVE KIDS, ARE DROP- DEAD GORGEOUS,
HELP WITH HOUSEWORK AND
HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK.
SHE IS SO TEMPTED TO STAY,
BUT SHE GOES TO THE 6TH FLOOR
AND THE SIGN READS:
FLOOR 6 - YOU ARE VISITOR 31,456,012
TO THIS FLOOR. THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR.
THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLELYAS
PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT THE HUSBAND STORE!!!
TO AVOID GENDER BIAS CHARGES,
THE STORE'S OWNER OPENS A NEW WIVES STORE
JUST ACROSS THE STREET.
THE 1ST FLOOR HAS WIVES WHO LOVE SEX.
THE 2ND FLOOR HAS WIVES WHO
LOVE SEX AND HAVE MONEY.
THE 3RD THROUGH 6TH FLOORS
HAVE NEVER BEEN VISITED.
